Close call...

Dear Driver Who Stopped On The On-ramp This Morning,
The goal of an on-ramp is to reach freeway speeds so you can merge smoothly into traffic without problems. That is what I did. I was at 60 mph before I saw what you did. What you did was go slow and then stop and wait for a gap (in rush hour traffic). Thank goodness there was a wide shoulder, because I needed it when you gave me 5 feet too few to stop. That shoulder saved you a pile of yellow Nissan on your tail. I'm glad no harm was done, but please learn from this in the future.
Sincerely,
Jordan